nine

Yesterday I got nine catalogs in the mail.

NINE IN ONE DAY!

I'm going to have that embroidered on a belt.

I'm not sure how that would help with my recycling, but it may get me a few dates.
Except I'm married, so I can't date.
Really this belt won't help me at all.
It's probably just a waste of money.
Much like what would happen if I ordered stuff from all those catalogs.

Whoa.  It all comes full circle.

LIKE A FASTENED BELT!

Oh my God.

I just blew my own mind.

Also, I've had a lot of wine.

You can't tell though, right?