Walter is an ass.
The dog eats everything. He's like a damn goat.
Yesterday, he pooped out a Ziploc bag.
It was still SEALED!!!
If I only I had known about this skill sooner -- you, know, back when he could still walk well -- I could have put him to use as a drug mule.
Do you think it's tough to break into that business? Do I place an ad on Craigslist or something? Or maybe Monster.com?
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