Take My Wife - Please!

Some short, but funny conversations I've had recently:

To: Christine, who likes bees
From: Megan
Honeybee Brooch

To: Megan
From: Christine
If I was eighty years old and wore cardigans that would be PERFECT!!! ;)


To: Christine
From: Megan
[insert emoticon for sticking tongue out at snarky auntie]

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Megan, while changing Jack's diaper:  This kid is getting all-together too squirmy.  Grrrrr.... I cannot get this diaper on.  Just.... hold... still... ARRGH!  Honey, I give up.  This is too annoying.  Can't we just lay some newspaper down or something?

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To: Hillary, who just had a baby
From: Megan
I haven't bought a baby gift yet.  Is there anything in particular you need?

To: Megan
From: Hillary
I need someone to get up with the baby at night so I can get some sleep.  It would help if they could breastfeed.

To: Hillary
From: Megan
I'll see what I can do, but I'll have to wait to do the online searching until I get home from work.  I think using my work computer to Google "looking for a wet nurse for long nights" might get me a visit from the Inspector General's Office.