A very beautiful friend of mine is in the market for a new car:
Very Beautiful Friend: I went around out to test drive the cars on Saturday.
Me: Did you wear something low cut?
Other Friend: And a short skirt?
VBF: No, I was wearing a t-shirt and jeans.
OF: Tight jeans?
VBF: No.
Me: Ugh! It's like you know nothing about buying cars. Honestly, that perfect body is wasted on you.
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